27 May, 2006
this was seen on cai's blog. somehow i thought it was very amusing, funny even, to see all the stereotypes... hahaha. i think there's some truth to them (especially the one in bold)...
it might piss off some pple though.ha.

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Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the new bulb,one fac to test it out, one fac to market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school to compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb?
A: None. They use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Would they bother??
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarb .
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very brightalready.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F**K the lightbulb la, the principal willdo something bout it. let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MI students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: 100, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 99 to turn the ceiling. (courtesy of some guy, sorry that i forgot who you are)
Q: How many NP students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. Simi si litebarb, can eat one anot? I know my place, don't worry. I'm dumb, go ahead and laugh at me."so what you in good course, still poly what."
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eyes too tired to open le... but still dun want go slp.... siannnnnnnz... so much art homework la..... wierd stuffs oso... wad curator???? haizzzz i think it would be so fun to mark our varied assessments but its so freaking hard to do..... ms lu has it good, man.

i wanna be an art teacher next time! -_-

we went to national library to discuss project work today.....

i feel sorry for winnie's kids lar.... they'll have the life everyone has always dreamed of... and yet, they'll have no life to speak of. aiyah siannn to post abt it le. hoohoo. han's is BAD. dont eat there.

(winnie and kelly. how nice. XD)

today's word verification: lpxrdq (issit even a word -__- i dont get the point of putting that thing there in the first place)

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